When I was a youngun, my dream was to become a part of the military to serve the queen and the country. However, now that I am a bit older, my dreams changed to becoming a makeup artist for the royal family.

Drinking beer at night has become a habit of mine. It can get quite lonely when drinking alone. I would like to have someone to chat with while I chug my beer. I am not looking for anyone in particular. I just want to have some company.

Consistency is the key if you want things to work for the both of us. Had been with blokes who will start to be cold towards you and will be sweet with you whenever they're in the mood for sex. I expect you to treat me like a queen 24/7. I just want ...

I have a dream that someday I would find a guy who will hurt my asshole but will never break my heart. It will also be nice if he can make me cry out of pleasure and make me scream in satisfaction. I hope a lad like that still exists.

My tits can be a handful, but that's why two hands exist. I get turned on when a gent pulls me close and whispers into my ears all the filthy things he wants to do to me. I start moaning if he presses his erection to my bum.