Just one funny babe who never fails to make any lad laugh like a drain whenever they hear my jokes. Aside from my great sense of humour, I also have great skills in turning soft and asleep knobs into hard and throbbing ones.

I have a perfect foreplay idea in mind that I can't wait to share with a stranger. That person's favourite thing should be wanking as well as shagging. He doesn't have to be so handsome. A good-looking bloke full of sexual fantasies is perfect!

Dirty sex talks. This is what I'm interested in, and this is the main reason for my coming here. I like to spend my time getting dirty through chats instead of going out with a lad. I think it's a hassle dressing up, especially that all I want is to ...

I carry around a list with me all the time, but it's not for groceries. I have a list of things I'd like to try out in the bedroom, from positions to roleplay scenarios, it's all written down. The perfect companion to do such things with is who I am ...

For me, the painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said or explained. I hate it when a lad comes into my life, make me happy, then leave without saying anything. If you want to leave my life, just tell me so. I will not stop you.