Even if it's not my birthday, I will surely lick the icing off of a bloke's thick prick. From the tip to the base, I'll lick every inch clean. All I ask in return is to have my arse eaten out and to be the one who does all the riding.

Looking for someone who'll water my bumhole in the sexiest way. I haven't been jackhammered lately, so my bum is thirsty of your string of pearls. If you're free, please leave me a message that'll instantly make me wet. And I'll make sure to get back...

A loving person but also straightforward, I will tell you exactly what I want and say 'please' after. Not the type of person who dilly dallies, why waste precious time when we could be having fun with our private bits?

I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .