I am a woman with dark humour. The only thing darker than the jokes I love is my soul. I make fun of things that most people would find offensive and disgusting. I take amusement in watching the suffering of others. Send me a cup of tea if you also t...

If you are looking for a lady who knows a lot about good food and can cook you a delicious homemade meal, then I am the one you want. My cooking if the best thing I can offer my man. That and my irresistible body.

My dream was to become a baker, the process of making patisserie has always thrilled and intrigued me. I took up classes during my spare time and watch tons of videos online. So far, so good, aside from learning early on that it could get messy-- so ...

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

If you're that one naughty living soul who believes that anal sex is way better than pussy sex, what are you waiting for? Let me know you think that way by sending me a DM. Don't keep this excited lady waiting, darling. ^-^