The last thing I would like to have before popping my clogs is to have a nice dinner with a proper lad and sweaty anal sex all night long afterwards. It would be great if won't be hungry and horny once I get to the pearly gates of heaven.

It has always been lust over love for me when it comes to relationships. The reason behind that is because I'm into lads who have a noticeable bulge in the crotch area and not because of their personality or looks. Don't care if we're polar opposites...

Tell me the best thing about you, and I will also share with you what makes me the perfect catch. Let's have a quick chat about the things that make us hot and horny. Maybe we can also tease each other and see who will succumb first to the call of ou...

A loving person but also straightforward, I will tell you exactly what I want and say 'please' after. Not the type of person who dilly dallies, why waste precious time when we could be having fun with our private bits?

I'd like to say that I have a sexy imagination rather than a dirty mind. Daydreams of being tied up and gagged always plagues me. Keeps me up at night, with my hands around my aching knob and vibe in my arseholse.